"No, no, I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
"I taught Santa everything he knows."
"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
"I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."
"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
"I can get you off the Naughty List." 5
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