An American tourist and his wife are touring England when they come upon a herd of sheep in the hills and there looking after the herd was this big good looking young man.
Being a personnel manager the American tourist's curiosity got the better of him and he went up to the English shepherd and asks him. " Why is a big good looking man like yourself working as a shepherd? "
He replied " I do it for the sex" "For the sex??" replied the American " how do you do that?" he asked. The big shepherd says in a proper English accent " I pick me out a sheep, I take its two back paws and stick them in my boots I take the two front paws and put them over the fence I tell you it is the best sex I have ever had!!"
Baffled but satisfied the American tourists make their way to Scotland. Again there they come upon a herd of sheep in thehills and with a big Scottish Lad tending the herd. The American tourist again curious approaches the Scottish shepherd and asks him why he is a shepherd.
The Big Scot replies in strong Scottish accent " I dae it fir the sex" The American tourist again asks him to explain " Well I find me a wee sheep and I take its two hind paws and I stick them in my boots, I take the two front paws and I throw them over my shoulders..the sex is braw!!" The American says " In England they throw the front paws over a fence"
The big Scot replies "what !!! Don't they kiss "