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Rated: 10.00/10 | Votes: 1 | Views: 682 |Submitted: 02/13/2004


A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble.
His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble.
He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help.
He goes into the temple and begins to pray...........

"Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't
get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let me
win the lotto".Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.

The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well". Lotto night comes
and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my
house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often
ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you.
Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can
get my life back in order???".

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open
and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God:
"SARDARJI, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN TICKET".




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