If you say bad things about your m/cycle you donít have to apologise before you can ride it again.
You can ride your m/cycle for long as you like & it wont get sore.
You can kick your m/cycle to wake it up.
You can have a black m/cycle & show it to your parents.
M/cycles only need their fluid changed every 4500 kms.
M/cycles curves never sag.
M/cycles last longer.
M/cycles donít get pregnant.
You can ride a m/cycle anytime of the month.
M/cycles donít have parents.
If your M/cycle has an oil leak you can still ride it without complaint.
M/cycles donít whine unless something is really wrong.
Thereís no problem's if your mates ride your bike.
If your m/cycle makes too much noise you can put a muffler on it.
You only need to replace the chain on your m/cycle when the old one is worn.
If your m/cycle smokes you can do something about it.
M/cycles donít care how many other m/cycles you have ridden.
When riding you & your m/cycle arrive at the same time.
M/cycles donít care how many other m/cycles you have.
M/cycles donít mind if you look at other m/cycles
M/cycles donít mind if you buy m/cycle magazines.
New m/cycles must be asked for, & if you donít want to pay you donít get one.
If your m/cycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your m/cycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your m/cycle is too soft you can buy new shocks.
If your m/cycle is misaligned you donít have to discuss politics to correct it.
A m/cycle will never shit on you.
Your m/cycle won't get upset if you drink piss while riding it.
You donít have to be jealous of the guy that works on your m/cycle.
You donít have to deal with priests or blood tests to register your m/cycle.
You donít have to prove to your m/cycle that you're a m/cyclist & that you think that all m/cycles are equal
Your parents donít keep in touch with your old m/cycles after you dump them.
M/cycles always feel like going for a ride.
M/cycles donít insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your m/cycle never wants a night out with other m/cycles alone.
M/cycles donít care if you're late.
You donít have to take a shower before you ride your m/cycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your m/cycle.
If your m/cycle doesnít look good you can paint it.
You can't get diseases from m/cycles you donít know very well.