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Rated: 9.00/10 | Votes: 22 | Views: 7160 |Submitted: 03/04/2004


Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A. Push it aside and keep on eating...

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotopuss.

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around

Q What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear



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