Mr Harpreet Singh Gulati is travelling from Moscow to TurbanPore
[Capital of Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is
Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess
to kill time.
Gulati : "Oye Gar(r)y. You think I don't know who U are?. I can't
compete with a world champion"
Gary : "How about if I play left handed ?"
Gulati : [Think.. Think..] "OK!"
Gulati is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset through-out the
rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend Manpreet Singh.
Gulati : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and
he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed...
Manpreet : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U know
what!! Gary IS LEFT-HANDED!!