Mammary: Something you remember
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress.
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition.