Handkerchief: Cold storage.
He's 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."
Homogeneous: A brilliant gay
Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
Husband: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so.