A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis.
The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.
"Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the
trailer next to mine.
I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit.
Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer