A white man, a black man and an Arab were standing around bragging about the size of their families.
The white man boasted, "I have 4 boys and my wife is expecting another. Five boys... I will have a basketball team!"
The black man, not to be outdone, said, "That's nothing! I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another son -- that will make 11... I will have a football team!!"
The Arab, looked at both of them and screamed out, "You both should be ashamed of yourselves! I have 17 wives... One more and I will have a golf course!!!"