A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. 'How much is that Barbie in the window?', he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, 'Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00. '
The guy asks, 'Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ?
'That's obvious,' the assistant states, 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture... '