A sardar PHd in Atomic Physics goes for an Interview all the way from
Chandigarh to Delhi for the post of a Prof. Once he reaches there he
is told that the vacancy is already filled and that he can go back.
The Sardar insists that he be interviewed. After much ado,
the interviewer agrees to interview the Sardar and says,
"I will ask you 2 questions and both the questions have 2 parts. If you
answer majority, i.e., 3 out of the 4 questions, I will employ you
even at the cost of the selected candidate."
The sardar agrees. The Interview goes like this:
Interviewer (IVR) : "Koo Chug Chug... Kya hai?"
Perplexed Sardar(PS) : "Saab yeh to Train hai"
IVR: "Excellent. Woh Shatabdi tha ki Rajdhani?"
Zapped PS : "Yeh Kaise batha sakthe hain??"
IVR : "Please Sardarji, I am the one to ask questions. Give answers only."
PS : "O.K. Aapne badi jaldi Jaldi Chug Chug bole, tho it must be Shatabdi."
IVR : "Nahi Sardarji, woh Rajdani tha. Koi baath nahin, do our sawaal hain.
Aap theek se jawab denge tho naukri mil jayegee."
IVR (showing his hand like an aeroplane taking off) :
"Yeh kya hai: ZZZzzzzzz00000mmmm."
PS : Yeh tho aerplane hain saab.
IVR : "Excellent sardarji! Yeh last sawaal ka jawab dedenge tho Naukri aapki hi hai.
Woh Indian Airlines tha ki Jet Aiways??"
PS : "Saab aap ajeeb sa sawwal phoochthe ho. Anyway Aap ne badi Uncha haath dikaye they,
isliye, woh Indian Airline Hogi?"
IVR : "Sorry sardarji, woh Jet Tha. Koi Baath Nahin. Aap ne do saie jawaab diye.
Ek aur saie jawaab diye hote tho mein aap ko eh naukri de detha."
An Obviously bugged sardarji said : "Koi baath nahin saab, mein bhi aap se do sawaal
phoochna chahunga. Aap jawab dedenge tho samjunga ki aap ne teek interview liya."
A rather happy IVR said : "Teek hai sardarji poocho."
PS (after making a oval shape with his index and middlfinger and showing it to IVR): "Yeh Kya hai?"
A zapped IVR : "Yeh kya kar rahe ho sardarji?"
PS : "Ab, mein sawaal phoochrahahun. Aap jawwab deejiye."
IVR : "Yeh to Chooth Hein."
PS : "Yeh aapki MAA ki ya Behan Ki?"