A medical mystery. 
 
A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits 
 
A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel. 
 
A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squishy noises when running. 
 
A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill 
 
A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes. 
 
A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body. 
 
A notch off the timing mark. 
 
A one-bit brain with a parity error. 
 
A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits. 
 
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on. 
 
A prime candidate for natural deselection. 
 
A quart low. 
 
A return with no gosub. 
 
A room temperature IQ. 
	
           
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